Remember that doctor who got his license to practice taken away? Yeah he was a Dr. Moss. He kept moving around to different countries trying to practice even though he’d had a few mistakes in his past… he was probably a great doctor, but people just kept dying. Yup, he was a Dr. Moss. Ever heard of the Moss Doctor? Dude, there’s a gazzillion hits on the googler for it. “If you got moss we got the solution: Moss Doctor.” Best way to sell any product– Keep it clinical, bro. Do you remember Doctor Moss? Portland circa 2006? 2007? 2008, maybe? I wouldn’t expect anyone to, but they were a band that made music in a Southeast Portland basement. They didn’t serve a useful purpose like killing the moss from your roof. And they sure weren’t as infamous as Doctor Death. But four friends converged in this galaxy to make these musical poems for a few years and some people liked it, man.
What the hell does that name even mean? Well the whole band was an experiment. Complete democracy– I mean the whole thing worked by everyone writing together and it was so compelling at first because the ideas developed so quickly. A few weeks after playing through some riffs and loose structures appeared! And soon after that there was enough for a set. So I guess then that a show would be the next step (thank the Know for our first FOUR shows, chuckle…), but it’s this weird instrumental beast, what is it called? So it came pass that the beast be given a name.
Well it’s instrumental, but not post-rock or jammy, or progy or soundtracky or whatever…. and it’s heavy as fuck, but not metal… it’s mathy as shit, but you can totally bob yer head to it. What the fuck is this crap? We made mutt music; the musical stew! — who put the paprika in the soup? I was makin’ the soup and then this paprika totally spoiled the shit! — Anyhow, what do you call it? Man, I wish I could remember some of the stupid ass names we came up with. But as I recall John Roscoe Bischoff (drummer) had a dream one night that the band was called Doctor Moss (spelled out, naturally) and no matter who fought for something else, we just kept calling it that. It grew on us…
A true democracy is just a bunch of opinions with loud voices screaming away until inevitability beats them to silence with the hodge-podge stick. But we were doctors now so everything that we were doing was academic, man. Practicing took on a new meaning.And was it arguing or debating? Were we writing songs that were too long or testing the patience of a listener? See how a clinical light on the subject really lends an authority to the endeavor? We were full of intent, don’t get me wrong and I don’t want to lessen that, but just remember we’re fuckin’ kids, man.
Making noise is just noisy and sometimes it’s justly done, but only just sometimes. And all the other times, the ones where it was just noise for the sake of noise? Well shit… those were fun too. And it was fun feeling like we had some sort of grander meaning to the whole thing, purpose and all, but if you were to ask me then or now, I’d still not be able to tell you who the fuck the Doctor was.
Some weird shit aligned and made it possible for the four of us to exist long enough to make these songs. And it was hard. When making a song got longer than the seasons took to change, I’m pretty sure that’s when I started to lose it. It’s only been 3 years since we all sorta decided it was over, but just with that amount of time passing I really see that the only thing that gets in the way of productivity is yourself. But sometimes the only way to know you are being productive is to get in the way of its momentum, stop it, and look it over for a while. I don’t know how any band like Rollerball can do it for 15+ years and not lose interest enough to move on, but instead keep the growing up inside the family. It’s as rare as the right type of talent converging on time and space to make beautiful things out of nothing at all. And if I appreciated these things back then I might have just been able to cheat the death of Doctor Moss for just a little while longer.
So we were asked to play our friends’, Eli and Liz, wedding reception in September. We talked it over and decided it would definitely take a month of practice. But the only time Knate Carter (guitar) could make it back into Portland from all his many travels back and forth across the country would be May. And since we’d be well practiced by the end of the month we should play a show, right? And while we were at it, finish those damn songs you started 3 years ago, at least. Ok. Well the shows were great.
And here’s the link to this month’s creatureguts weblum:
Back Straight And Off-Axis: The Ramblings Of For Lost Moss
The first 4 tracks were recorded by Doctor Moss in the loft of a paint shop and finished up here at the creatureguts house. The Live track is from Langano Lounge recorded by Trent Hays. And the last 2 demo tracks are early version of a song called Rain Detailer on our LP, the Infant Terrible (available for download, if you want it email me @ creatureguts@gmail.com.).
Doctor Moss is: Dan O’Hara on baritone guitar, Knate Myles Carter on guitars and vibes, Brian Cummings on bass guitar, and John Roscoe Bischoff on the drums and cymbals.
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